ObamaCare Repeal

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The ObamaCare repeal bill, championed by President McCain and House Speaker Paul Ryan, faced a nail-biter vote this week. The vote had to be postponed Thursday, when the House Freedom Caucus said that all 23 of their members would vote against the bill. The bill was eventually pulled before a vote.

In preparation for the upcoming NATO summit, Secretary of State Douglas Lute, said "I was born for this job."

President McCain responded with condolences and solidarity after the London terror attack this week. The terrorist appears to have been a native-born Kentish man, who had been investigated by MI-5 for connections to terrorism, but was not under surveillance at the time of the attack.

In the aftermath of this, London Mayor Sadiq Khan has become something of a hero for his calm, well-planned response to this attack. His police chief had a list of the attacker's known associates on his desk from past investigations, and several arrests had been made within 24 hours of the attack.

President McCain submitted a draft budget to congress this week. The budget makes only minor cuts to social programs or to most government agencies, but would end sequester cuts to the military. (Remember that, in 2013, when the United States was approaching the "Fiscal Cliff", the deal which allowed us to pay our debts included deep cuts to military and social programs.) This budget is sure to run afoul of fiscally conservative members of President McCain's own party, due to the large increases in spending and only limited savings, as well as Democrats who will oppose the cuts to social programs.

UN Security Council Resolution 2344

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President McCain this week made a national address railing against Russian president Vladimir Putin's threatened veto of any military action taken against North Korea, after the the recent ballistic missile test. The UN Resolution which passed this week called for economic sanctions on North Korea, including sanctions against banks which do any business with the rogue nation.

(Here is a humorous link to The Borowitz Report making fun of McCain with the headline, "Putin Offers McCain Cheese To Go With His Wine".)

President McCain's bill to repeal ObamaCare, the Empowering Patients First Act, has passed two committees so far, but some of his former colleagues in the senate, led by Senator Rand Paul, say they are opposed to the bill. Like the bill it aims to repeal, passing this bill will require quite a fight. A single scandal would likely derail efforts to repeal ObamaCare.

Buried under the coverage of North Korea and the ObamaCare repeal, President McCain had a quiet meeting with German Chancellor Angela Merkel. McCain and Merkel have had a sometimes rocky relationship over her dove-like tendencies in relation to Russia.

Speaking of Russia, FBI director James Comey announced that Reality TV host Donald Trump, who had been allowed onto the debate stage with former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton during the failed election, apparently colluded with Russia to deny Secretary Clinton a victory. This internationally backed meddling in the election led to the creation of this blog, and to the selection of John McCain as president on January 6th.

A Bad Week for Democracy

This blog is fiction, but every single link this week is real. This blog describes the events of the fictional presidency of John McCain, after the first electoral college tie in history.

North Korea test fired four medium-range ballistic missiles last Sunday into the sea of Japan. President McCain, who was already in Asia on a tour of the western edge of Crimea, flew to Beijing to speak with Chinese President Xi Jinping on Monday. Although the negotiations were allegedly very tense, President McCain apparently agreed to withdraw support for the USA to sign on to the TPP, the trade deal with most of the pacific nations other than China in exchange for China's support in the UN security council.

The talks with Russia were even more tense, and President McCain appears to have left frustrated. McCain offered to slow or stop investigations into Russian hacking which influenced the election, as well as a reduction of sanctions placed on Russia in response to their hacking and their invasion of Crimea, Ukraine. The Kremlin refused to budge unless the US officially recognized Crimea as a part of Russia now.

It appears that this stalemate will lead to a milquetoast resolution at the UN Security Council, asking North Korea politely to stop building bombs.

The Republican party is torn on the repeal of ObamaCare, between members of the party who are opposed to reducing the number of insured, such as Senator Rand Paul, and the members of the party who want the price of healthcare to go down, and are willing to allow sick people to die in order to do that. This division in the party is making it very difficult for House Majority Leader Paul Ryan to defund planned parenthood, give a tax cut to the very rich, and cut medicaid.

President McCain weathered criticism this week for his expanded deportation arrangements, in which state and local governments are asked to voluntarily aid ICE, Border Patrol, and DHS services. Stories about of Families torn apart, parents being arrested after dropping their children off at schools, and racist statements against Mexican Americans run rampant. A district court in California found the immigration actions constitutional, after Google and Apple sued over the detainment of some of their employees.

In a strange bit of news, the CIA's portfolio of hacking techniques has been leaked to WikiLeaks. President McCain announced an investigation, calling the leak an act of treason.

Address to a Joint Session of Congress

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Note: This blog was written before the biggest news story of the week, North Korea's test of four ballistic missiles into the Sea of Japan. This topic is too big to cover in a single day, and both it and President McCain's response will be included in next week's blog. Note: this blog also does not respond to the updated Muslim ban.

John McCain gave an address this week to a joint session of congress this week, and it was rather bleak, describing a "World on fire". Russia is still in Crimea. North Korea has tested a missile which may one day be able to carry a nuclear bomb to Japan, and allegedly murdered Kim Jong Nam, the estranged brother to Kim Jong Un. There's a bird flu epidemic in China, likely to become a pandemic. ObamaCare Repeal, the TPP, and a supreme court nominee are all languishing in congress. Russia hacked our elections.

There were some bright spots to the speech, however. McCain did briefly talk about domestic issues, which are largely doing well! Unemployment is near an all-time low, prompting the fed to look at interest rate hikes. The stock market keeps setting record highs. Hate-based crime is down. Other than small spikes in a couple cities, violent crime as a whole is down. The dollar is strong, so Americans can travel and enjoy the world. Also, the war against the Yemenese Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula is going well. Private prisons are emptying. California is nearly free from drought. The Great Lakes are improving in water quality. Even climate issues are doing well, with current emissions almost down to Kyoto Protocol levels!

One of the most pressing issues on President McCain's mind is Russia's 2014 invasion of Crimea, which prompted NATO to freeze relations with Russia two years ago. The US Secretary of State, former ambassador to NATO Douglas Lute, spoke with Vladimir Putin on behalf of the United States and NATO. It was a tense conversation, in which increased sanctions were threatened.

Immigration has become a contentious issue in the past two weeks since President McCain's controversial order to enlist the aid of local law enforcement in deporting undocumented immigrants. This program is voluntary, so sanctuary cities like Los Angeles and Boston are not participating, but places like Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico are ramping up enforcement, sometimes having local police officers knock on doors first, so that the less trusted ICE officers can arrest the immigrants.

Indiana Governor Mike Pence is under fire this week for using an AOL e-mail address. The Indiana legislature threatened impeachment, but President McCain actively stepped in to protect his fellow Republican. President McCain pointed out that a uniform secure operating system is being built by some of the best minds in silicon valley, in response to the Clinton e-mail scandal.

Deputy attorney general Rod Rosenstein is pushing the investigation into Russian hacking of the election, and has found some disturbing results. Russia successfully hacked the voter registrationsystems, which led many states to issue provisional ballots for voters who HAD been registered to vote. It is unclear at this time whether this would have led to Secretary Clinton being elected president, had these ballots been counted correctly.

Though slow, progress is being made in repealing Obamacare. President McCain continues to receive pressure from the left to maintain the law, but has stated that he is in favor of replacing it with a law which does not have an individual mandate.